Total Medals Earned: 1,150 (From 220 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,320 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/405 points)
Kill 15 henchlings
Diffuse 15 bombs before 1 goes off
Rescue 50 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 5 minutes
Diffuse 35 bombs before 1 goes off
Kill 25 henchlings
Rescue 75 Urbanville citizens
Diffuse 50 bombs before 1 goes off
Keep Urbanville safe for 10 minutes
Kill 50 henchlings
Rescue 100 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 15 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/165 points)
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in perception
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 8/12 (75/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Go into RAGE.
Use a grenade.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/200 points)
Kill Earn-a-tron
Throw water on SAZA
Eat the cheesecake
Wreck Daniello's unique style Asian house which he had to EARN!
The worst Tetris EVER
Find out who the masked hero is!
You'll know when you have a slash on your face!
Get to round 20
Keep those lips away from me!
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (50/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 4/9 (105/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard